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Joke of the Day
"Why was the girl's bellybutton bruised? Because her boyfriend was blind."
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"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"
"I know a lesbian couple who used to breed fighting roosters they were the only lesbian couple in the world who raised cocks"
"The GOP debate"
"What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock? Publicly traded stock will mature and make money."
"A woman just asked me to ""unpark her car"" and now I'm searching urban dictionary to see what I really just agreed to do"
"Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates? Because they rappel men and women."
"[In Bar] Friend: Your fly is down Me: I know, he's going through a messy divorce *glances to fly passed out among empty beer bottles*"
"Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!"
"Did you hear the one about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot? He called for her three times, but she she still didn't answer. ..."