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"Matthew McConaughey set to guest edit Breibart news next week Alt-Right Alt-Right Alt-Right"
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"Ever find yourself masturbating and realize that you've already watched this episode of Trading Spaces?"
"What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray."
"If there was an accepted currency worldwide, it would be Beer."
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"Life is basically one long, terrible date with yourself."