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Joke of the Day
"A fat woman got stuck in the door of my local Italian buffet. I just couldn't get pasta."
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"Sometimes this earth seems so crazy to me. But I guess I should expect it from a bipolar planet."
"I hope you won't mind if I stare toward your house at dusk in an expressionless porcelain mask."
"TIL That I'm NEVER getting prostate cancer"
"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."
"""I dropped the ball"" - things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy"
"What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter? Wanna pizza me?"
"This joke didn't just happen by chance It was punintentional"
"Took a poop without my phone. Had no idea what to do with my hands. Did the Macarena. What a day."
"A boy swallows a whole jar of coins... A boy swallows a whole jar of coins, and is taken to a hospital. When the doctor came out to speak with the parents, he said, ""No change yet."""