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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new emo website? Check it out it's www.emo.com/wrists"
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"They say Kim Jong Un is heartless and a murder... It's because he has no Seoul"
"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."
"What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi? Stew."
"A cup of coffee just walked up to my girlfriend and called her a 'whore'. I didn't even react. I think my caffeine tolerance is too high"
"My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality I don't know what that means, but must be pretty good if I've got it."
"The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations. Nothing beats his meat!"
"I want to get a medical bracelet that says, ""Shy"" so I can I just hold it up during social situations."
"heard this one today what's Michel Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli!"
"professor gave us a 2000 word essay... So I gave him two pictures."