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"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"
"Women Q: What do you call a woman without an @sshole? A: Divorced"
"Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? Darth Vader."
"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."
"Teach a man about politicians Show a man politicians and he becomes interested for a day Teach a man to be a politician and he loses his spine"
"What do you call a boat that won't float? Bloated."
"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"
"imagine getting a bj and the person's hair gets stuck in your chain wallet"
"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"