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"Does anyone know the difference between an elk and a deer?nnCos I think I just ran over a cyclist."
"jokes about unemployed people aren't funny They just don't work..."
"[terrible nursing home] Old guy: How did you end up here? Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster."
"What is an algorithm When the presidential candidate goes to a DiscoTech"
"I bought a gun from Chekhov... I figure I'll have to use it at some point."
"Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't? The dime had more cents."
"Free range chicken is better. The false illusion of freedom before slaughter makes them extra tender."
"Today I am the C.E.O of the ""I Don't Give A Sh*t"" Committee........ We Are Hiring"
"What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart? A knife."