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Joke of the Day
"I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes."
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"I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers"
"So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen."
"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"I BELIEVE A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN 20% of the time."
"I love my kids but sometimes I wish the school bus would pick them up at 4:30 p.m. on Sunday."
"Boss: You need to work on your puncuality. Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place. Boss: ....?"
"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."
"Who says, ""Phlbbbbtfffbllph I NEED TO SAVE THE WORLD IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS phlbbbbtthhphhbbl"" Queefer Sutherland."