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Joke of the Day

"I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes."

"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"

"What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 watt"

"What a few black wolves and a classic musician have in common? The two are Wolfgang."

"As a kid, I didn't want to get caught misbehaving by my parents. Now I'm a parent. And I don`t want to get caught by my kids."

"You're so ugly....even the tide wouldn't take you out"

"Who invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"We built this city on rock n roll, bits of hair, couple of pieces of carpet we found. It's a horrible place to live honestly."

"Whats Black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist."

"Have you heard of the new movie ""constipation""? It hasn't came out yet"