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Joke of the Day
"If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled."
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"Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!"
"Why are squirrels actions so sexual? They are always trying to bust a nut"
"Whenever somebody says ""it removes the toxins from your body"" I know that they are dumber than me"
"Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him"
"What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four."
"That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you're a guy."
"I'm leaving reddit"
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion."
"What is a Germans favorite letter? I don't know but it's Nazi."