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Joke of the Day
"Why did the donkey cross the road and cause an accident? Cause he's an ass."
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"Q: What kind of tree grows in your hand? A: A palm tree."
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"Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls Because all I hear over there is booo hooo"
"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies? He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts."
"Give me a T! ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Oh, fuck it. I'll go to another cafe."""
"Wanna hear a potassium joke? K"
"How can i convince my Buddhist friend that he owes me money from 3 lifetimes ago?"
"You know what pisses me off? Amber Alerts It's like, life is depressing enough as it is so hearing about someone else getting laid just isn't helpful."