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Joke of the Day

"The problem with being gay It's a pain in the ass"

"Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood."

"Sex Ed class Teacher : any questions? Johnny : which sex position makes the ugliest kids? Teacher : ask your parents. *class fuckin loses it*"

"Did you hear the one about the guy who was about to tell a joke and then thought better of it? He killed it."

"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"

"Turn a man down for sex, he gets over it. Turn a woman down? Oh. My. God."

"Why couldn't Hitler change a lightbulb? It was just out of his reich."

"2 reasons not to drink toilet water: Number 1 and number 2."

"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."

"What did the goat say to his friend after he cut his arm? I'm bleating all over the place!"