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Joke of the Day
"What kind of birds do girls like? My-cawk!"
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"One man's trash is another man's girlfriend."
"My wife walked in on me last night and shouted, ""What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?"" I said, ""It's not what it looks like!"""
"Tweets What's the difference between a tweet and a twat? One makes the other."
"SALMON: Who has been spreading gossip I thought I could trust you two TROUT: I don't know, who could it be?! BIG MOUTH BASS: Yeah, who??"
"So you have better sunblock than me... Rub it in"
"I had to stop my blonde sister from eating pickles I got tired of having to pry the damn jar off of her head"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips."
"If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super mad!"" If they laugh marry them."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."