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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips."

"SpaceX won't be drinking Champagne tonight. Every time they pop the cork it ends up back where it started..."

"livin la vida broka"

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist."

"Why don't kids like cheesy jokes? ... they're too mature for their taste"

"Tell the barista your name is Beetlejuice and quietly walk out."

"50 Shades of Grey is also the title of the 101 Dalmatians alternate ending where Cruella wins and makes a coat out of the puppies."

"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."

"I just noticed ""Glue sticks"" is a name for some stationery but also just a fact."

"Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim"