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Joke of the Day
"Tweets What's the difference between a tweet and a twat? One makes the other."
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"While in bed, my girlfriend screamed, ""Oh my god, it's so big!"" Then I saw the spider."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ? ten-tickcles."
"A man goes to his doctor and says; Doc I think I'm addicted to twitter. Doc: Sorry, I don't follow you"
"What's the most sensitive part of a man's body when masturbating? His ears."
"I've reached the age where if I see a wet T-shirt contest, I worry the girls might catch cold."
"In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed."""
"Helium Factory It looks like the negotiations at the helium factory were falling apart....everything was up in the air."
"I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
"You should know you'll get loud when you start drinking. It says right there on the label, ""Alcohol by volume."""