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Joke of the Day

"How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post? [deleted]"

"There's an ISIS comedy night coming up... I would go but i'm fairly certain they're all going to bomb."

"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"

"Women don't deserve to be paid as much as men and should stay in the kitchen. I'd go on, but that's the misogyngist of it."

"I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict."

"Sean Connery is standing at your door, wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it? Tennish."

"Why do Ninjas always wear black? The skilled ones don't."

"Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson? Word is they needed a switch hitter..."

"Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield? Its arse."

"All the gingers I know have pretty good morals... I guess you can't really sell your soul to the devil when you don't have one to begin with."