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"[NSFW] I wanted to make a gay joke... butt fuck it."
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"A very large woman was walking her dog... and as she walked by I said ""nice pig,"" she looked at me with a puzzled face and said ""that's no pig, it's my dog."" I replied with ""I was talking to the dog."""
"My girlfriend left me after I broke her wheelchair..... Oh,, I think she'll come crawling back soon.."
"Every time I hold a baby I have to talk my ovaries down like a hostage negotiator. ""18 to life, man. I KNOW IT SMELLS GOOD! Stay with me."""
"A man walks into a bar He suffered a minor concussion."
"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"
"Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? A: surname"
"A black man, a Mexican, a Muslim and a hillbilly are all playing Russian Roulette together. Who is guaranteed to win? Society."
"They say ""pick your battles"", so today Oreos win."
"Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?"