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Joke of the Day

"If it weren't for WebMD I would have never known what symptoms to mimic so I could get all these prescriptions from my doctor."

"A teen is telling his parents what he wants to major in ""I want to be a history major,"" he says. The dad responds, ""No you don't! There's no future in it!"""

"I've got an Intracranial Embolism... ...at least, that's what my doctor told him when I mentioned that I had Bad Blood stuck in my head."

"Men domesticated dogs to have a friend. Cats to eradicate the pests of the home. But we are still trying to domesticate women for easy reproduction."

"If eating fish is so good for your brain, how come sharks always score so poorly on the SAT?"

"I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously."

"Local news : box full of kittens mistaken for a bomb. I have to go to this town. I may be mistaken for Megan Fox."

"What do gay horses eat?? Haaaayyyy!!"

"How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly? The entrance is a dumbledore."

"Science joke The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"" He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?"