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Joke of the Day
"Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)"
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"NEXT APOLOGY I'M WAITING FOR PAULA DEEN TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER FAMILY STARTING THE CIVIL WAR"
"I want to get a medical bracelet that says, ""Shy"" so I can I just hold it up during social situations."
"If I had a pound for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive."
"""Apparently I wasn't clear the first time that I want exactly two joules per second in my ass"" ""I said watt watt in the butt."""
"Did you hear about that new restaurant they put on the moon? Supposed to have great food but there's just no atmosphere..."
"What do you call it when a gay couple has a heated argument and one of them stabs another with a knife? *a homocide.*"
"What is the similarity between poop and aliens? They both live on Uranus"
"Yesterday 9 asked what's the meaning of life and 6 punched him, but that was yesterday when I was on acid. Numbers don't usually talk to me."
"What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con."