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Joke of the Day
"Bra.... Only part of female clothes.. she is happy she wont fit in anymore :)"
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"Banc pentru stefan I: De ce nu a reusit pisica sa prinda mouse-ul? R: Era ""GENIUS"""
"Q: Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? A: He was assaulted."
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller."
"What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him? DONALD DUCK !!!"
"HER: Impress me. ME: I own a record label- HER: Ooooooo ME: er. A record labelER. It makes labels for my Abba vinyls."
"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"
"Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter. Schindler's mom's list."
"What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him? URINE. I'll let myself out."
"Last night my girlfriend asked me ""Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"" What I actually heard was ""Do you want a fight?"""