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Joke of the Day
"What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him? URINE. I'll let myself out."
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"A man entered his home and discovered that someone have stole all his lamps.... ...he was absolutely delighted."
"I wish my girlfriend was more like my job... My job sucks dick!"
"Big vote today in England. If Leave wins I predict : Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium"
"My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks"
"'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock' said the principal to a new boy. 'No Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'"
"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""
"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull? Lipstick"
"A magician was driving through a neighborhood... and then he turned into a driveway."
"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."