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Joke of the Day
"I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!! There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!"
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"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"
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"What do you call a silent cow canned beef"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !"
"We all make mistakes... especially your parents!"