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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it over."

"A mama's boy is frantically running out of a strip club yelling... MY MOMMA TOLD ME IF I EVER CAME INTO A PLACE LIKE THIS I'D TURN INTO STONE. AND I FEEL IT'S STARTING"

"You know what I like most about people? Their Pets."

"They say nothing in life that's worth having comes easily. Guess I'm really lucky to have my wife."

"How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!"

"What does a baby smell like in a microwave? Nsfw I don't know I was too busy jerking off."

"Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea? It's because they are a Seoulless nation."

"How can you tell if a package is gay? It cums in the male"

"I hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in five years time... It makes me think of a time I won't be able to repost this fucking joke. Fuck 20/20 vision."

"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave."