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Joke of the Day
"Me and my wife are like Catdog... Inseparable since birth."
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".@Schwarzenegger I just wanted to let you know that every single article I've ever read about you spells ""Australia"" wrong. G'day mate!"
"My mate lent me $5,000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. He stole my limelight."
"If you're in an indoor shooting range and it starts burning down, what do you yell to warn everyone ?"
"Yes, my teeth are dazzling, but, please, treat me no differently than you would the next demigod."
"Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there."
"What do you call five black people having sex? a threesome"
"Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? Because it was too cold out tide."
"I like to take my girlfriend to restaurants so she can complain I call it ""whining and dining"""
"My GF is such a bad cook. The flies got together to fix the Screen Door."