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Joke of the Day

"How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark's parents? Just one buck."

"independence day 2 has been out in the US for mere hours and it has already been upstaged by a somehow even worse independence day overseas"

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an ese"

"Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop."

"After being hit by an airstrike from the Turkish air force, a Syrian leader was quoted as saying... ""As God is my witness, I thought the Turkish couldn't fly..."""

"Waiter your tie is in my soup! That's all right sir it's not shrinkable."

"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

"Gift cards are another way of saying, don't spend this on dope."

"My friend said after getting his second divorce that he forgot what pussy looks like... But he knows what a cunt looks like"

"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"