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Joke of the Day
"LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?"
Next Joke
"What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in? Your in 8."
"A guy is talking to his friend about his new girlfriend ""I did her up the arse on the first date"" the guy reveals proudly. ""no shit?"" His friend replies. ""nah, she had an enema beforehand"""
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat patty!"
"Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience."
"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."
"Dear students, I know when you're texting Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, your teacher."
"How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana."
"What did all the creepy people do before the Internet?"
"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"