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Joke of the Day

"There are 2 types of people in the world: Thise who think they are superior to everyone else And inferior people"

"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."

"What did the mute say to the priest? Nothing"

"A sausage and an egg in a frying pan..... The sausage says to the egg: 'fucking hell its hot in here.' The egg says to the sausage: 'fucking hell, a talking sausage.'"

"Religion is like masturbation. It's okay to practice it at home in private, but when people start gathering to do it together shit goes downhill."

"Two boll weevils grew up together. One became rich and famous. They other became poor and homeless. The second one is the lesser of two weevils."

"The good thing about necrophilia is you don't need to bring flowers. Most of the time they're usually already there. -Goerge Carlin"

"Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates? Because they rappel men and women."

"Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt."

"It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic."