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Joke of the Day
"If Trump gets elected, I'm moving to Mexico. Then at least there's a wall to protect me."
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"You should really take it easy on pedophiles... they have a hard enough time fitting in."
"Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !"
"My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying."
"Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t."
"Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap"
"What's the name for a person that only gives massages to men? A massagonist."
"In biology they ask us what we find in cells Apparently black people wasn't the right answer. I'll see myself out."
"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a super hero. The other is a simple command."
"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."