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Joke of the Day

"What's Fozzy Bear's favorite city? Mil-wocka-wocka-waukee"

"What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry? Fetus"

"Actually, until you cut into it it's chocolate *magma* cake. If you could just bring me a menu with the proper nomenclature that'd be great."

"What do frogs deal? Croakaine"

"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional."

"What did the poker dealer say to LMFAO? Everyday I'm shufflin'."

"Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!"

"Mexican Magician A Mexican magician was known for his vanishing act. He would drape a sheet over his head and count: ""Uno! Dos!""...........POOF! the sheet fell flat. He was gone without a Tres."

"Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love."

"I walked a girl down into the dark woods. She said it's very scary. I said how do you think i feel i have to walk back alone.."