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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the chronic binger who was allergic to his food? He bit off more than he *katchoo!*"

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"My psychiatrist says I have revenge issues... I'll show him."
"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."
"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Pulls her pants up and goes home."
"I havent had sex But i spilled water on a cat once Does that count as getting the pussy wet?"
"What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for gelato."
"Today's special menu The waiter asked, ""Would you like to hear today's special?"" ""Yes please,"" I smiled. ""Today is special,"" he replied, then walked off."
"please say a prayer for my coworker. his life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich"
"What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank? A polterheist."