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Joke of the Day
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for gelato."
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"Roses are infrared Violets are infrared I'm hunting you for sport And soon you'll be dead -a valentine from the Predator"
"How long does an owl live? About six and a half books."
"Roadside sign holders are secretly geniuses because they get paid to do something a pole does for nothing."
"I asked my wife to tell me something that made me happy and sad at the same time... She said ""Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.""."
"My wife sent me an image of herself which really enticed me into coming home from work early. It was a picture of her at the airport."
"Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!"
"Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys."
"Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt? Because he was a medium"
"What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven"