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Joke of the Day

"Super joke! Leaps over your head in a single bound! Which is impressive, considering it's always in the clouds..."

"ROUGE ONE SPOILERS!!! Screen fades to black at the end and a bunch of names start scrolling up."

"My face is so oily I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it"

"... Pichulamono123 , That's the joke."

"Just Juan How many Mexicans does it take to build a lightbulb?"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?!?"

"Johnny as his mum where are you when Bill Gate was single? Mum Answered: 'the same place you where now while Obama's Daughter is still single'"

"I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should I handle this like a sitcom or an adult"

"Why Don't Santa Claus and Misses Claus have children? Because Santa only comes once a year and when he does its down the chimney."

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go."