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Joke of the Day

"I can't understand how Bruce Jenner wants to become a woman The plastic surgery has got be mildly painful, but the sucking out of half the brain has got be excruciating."

"The penis mightier than the sword. haha penis."

"I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts."

"Why don't rabbits makes noise during sex? Because they have cotton balls."

"What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees? Mathematicians don't struggle with integration."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath idiot, breath!"

"Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win"

"What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything? Senor Manager"

"Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7? Because windows 7 8 9."

"What did Little Red Riding Hoods boyfriend say when he was asked about their sex life? It's all good in the Hood!"