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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about that new movie 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet."
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"What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one."
"The Ultimate Spoiler You all die in the end."
"What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder? ""hey zeus!"""
"Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you."
"A pair of identical twins... ... on opposite banks of a river. One says ""I wish I was on that side of the river."" The other replies ""You are."""
"What does Leia say when she needs help? I think I could use a Han here."
"Why was the Windows PC broke? It ran out of cache."
"She is such a hoe that she doesn't have boyfriends.. ...she has daily active users."
"After sex, my wife told me I deserve a Gold Medal for my performance, for breaking Usain Bolt's record and finishing under 10 seconds."