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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women? Snow-balls."
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"""Bro, rumor has it ur dads emo now"" ""Emo? Nah yo, EMU"" ""Im confused.."" *A massive bird moonwalks in w/ a #1 Dad shirt* ""Hi confused, Im Dad"""
"Me: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Padre: What is your sin, my child? Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . ."
"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"
"Rude joke I was taken the dog for a walk in the graveyard and seen a bloke bent down behind a tombstone, so respectfully I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, taking a shit"""
"I love Isis She's my favourite pharaoh."
"I thought I would enjoy a baby shower... ...but who wants to be covered in red spaghetti? Plus the little holes in the showerhead seem to clog a lot."
"Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians? No one."
"What's the last thing a stripper does with her asshole before starting her shift? Drops him off at band practice."
"England vs USA. Loser gets New Jersey."