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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women? Snow-balls."
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"What kind of a cake requires goggles to eat? Bukkake"
"Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order."
"no one knows where the sky starts. ""here?"" wonders one scientist, her hand just above her head. ""how about here"" says another, crouching."
"I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said... I wasn't the Juan."
"Um, I'm not ""complaining"" of chest pains *glares at paramedic* don't make this heart attack sound bratty"
"""LOL"" is the new way of saying ""I really have nothing to say."""
"Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........ ........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?"
"ur only a true 2012s kid if u remember kony"
"If you can't concentrate, rub your nipples. It won't help, but concentration is overrated anyway. You know who likes concentration? Nazis."