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"Yo mama is so fat that she is voting for Sanders COLONEL SANDERS"
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"Some people are like water balloons; they're more fun when you throw them out the window."
"Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop...? Dr Dre"
"Walked into the gym and did 1 push up in front of everyone, then ripped off my shirt and walked out grunting 'You did it. You did it.'"
"A fool proof way to never feel lonely. If you're ever feeling lonely, watch a horror movie. You won't feel alone anymore."
"Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""man its getting hot in here"" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells "" ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"""
"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"
"My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock."
"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."