201421
Joke of the Day
"My dating life"
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"Last night my wife started calling me Jeb Bush. I also pull out way to late."
"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a Land Mine. Absolutely nothing."
"eating dinner with a gun in both of my hands is challenging but i realized i can just shoot the food and catch the splatter in my mouth"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks him if he'd like a drink. Descartes replies ""I think not"" and vanishes."
"Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams."
"""Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control."" My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. ""I'm saving this for later."""
""" Could the cereal your children eat every morning be killing them? Tonite at 11 on abcnews56 we will tell you"" "" After several studies , no. """
"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."