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Joke of the Day
"Why do the jews have such big noses? because air is free"
Next Joke
"Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory? Because she was fed up with the hole business."
"if ur sad abowt not havin an valentien on valentienz day remembr dat sum ppl do'nt hav an patrik on st patriks day"
"My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I'm kind of scared, I don't speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog"
"I hate having closure, it's really"
"Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*"
"I have high friends in places."
"I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween. Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?"
"The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins."
"[GRAND CANYON] WIFE: Isn't this incredible? ME: It's ok. WIFE: Were you expecting a thousand canyons? ME: I don't want to talk about it"