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Joke of the Day
"I have high friends in places."
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"Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck."
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No he just grazed them!"
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk guy."
"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"Non-native English speakers, try to literally translate jokes from your own language We might get some weird/funny stuff"
"What do you call a woman with six kids? Lucy"
"Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable."
"I always say ""I was wondering when you'd find me"" when I get in my car. That way if someone's ever in the backseat I'll look cool as shit."