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Joke of the Day
"How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey? With his Shtick."
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"cried at the dentist today but at least they thought it was because of them"
"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."
"Horrible Crash ""Two pedestrians die in a horrible crash!"" Wow, they must've been walking pretty fucking fast."
"Him: Should you be eating that much chocolate? Me: Should you be using that much oxygen?"
"What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker."
"Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?"
"I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman"
"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"
"What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work? Bye, son."