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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"

"What did the stoplight say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing!"

"""Stupid kid fell in the well again."" -if Lassie had been a cat"

"What is the difference between a grizzly bear and a limp dick? There isn't one, you can't fuck with either one."

"""It's 5 o'clock somewhere."" - a shitty watch."

"I saw a BMW driving safely and being respectful of other drivers today. That was the joke."

"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."

"An art teacher comes across a badly made nude painting. What does she say? ""This butt a scratch!"""

"What do you call an eskimo with no friends? An iglooser"

"What is Hitler's favorite drink? concentrated jews"