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Joke of the Day
"Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno? Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards"
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"I think my friend might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
"Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica"
"Why don't lobsters share their dinner? Because they're shellfish!!!"
"I take offense to this subreddit... ...and use it to keep the animals out."
"What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an arsehole? Barack Obama's Tie"
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They always take the green cards"
"Why do women have sex? Because they have to."
"Your gene pool should be drained, the area bleached & the ground burned & salted. But other than that you seem like a great person."
"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""