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Joke of the Day

"Your gene pool should be drained, the area bleached & the ground burned & salted. But other than that you seem like a great person."

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."

"There are only 10 types of persons in the world Those who don't know binary, those who know and those who did not know that this joke is base 3."

"The Effects Of Using Beer To Clean A Dirty Toilet www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOwb9h20Gf8"

"What is a geometry teachers favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"

"What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham."

"I want to go on the record by saying I love my family but if I have to spend any longer with them you'll be seeing me on the 6 o'clock news."

"What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator."

"What is the Pope's favorite breakfast? Eggs Benediction."

"Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants."