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Joke of the Day
"Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it."
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"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !"
"WHAT DO WE WANT AMERICA? ROCK HARD ABS!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? RIGHT AFTER WE FINISH THIS BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!!!"
"What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !"
"Smile. Your enemies hate it."
"I went to a new zoo that has opened up in my area yesterday. Wasn't really worth it, they had one animal and it was a dog. Turns out it was a Shih Tzu."
"I miss you like... post your funny ending! let's see what we get..."
"Woman's pant pockets are like their rights. There, but only for show."
"This Obama guy is the worst rapper ever."