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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sunglasses? The sunglasses sit higher on your face."

"Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game? Because all the fans left"

"What's the difference between an Atheist and a black guy? Atheists are stereotyped as being giant dicks. Black guys are stereotyped as having giant dicks."

"What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew"

"It's pretty hard when you're a kid and you learn that a dodecahedron is a shape with 12 sides and not a dinosaur."

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"""

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."

"""I'm dying call me an ambulance"" Best friend: ""Ok dying, you're an ambulance"""

"Only 90s kids will get this: slavery. (1790s)"

"9/11 never forget 11/9 always regret"