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Joke of the Day
"Who's going to lose the upcoming election? Society."
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"A girl approaches a guy... Girl: Do you drink? Guy: No. Girl: Do you do drugs? Guy: No. Girl: Do you watch porn? Guy: No. Girl: Then how do you have fun? Guy: I lie to people."
"I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable."
"Gays and ISIS ... are fucking assholes."
"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."
"Yo Mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)"
"I asked my wife for the newspaper I said to my wife, ""Get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,"" she replied, ""you can borrow my iPad."" The spider didn't see that coming."
"Why do physicists love going to church It's the center of mass"
"What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents? Jokes about Batman's parents can get old."
"Population Control: Make birth control a psychedelic. You're welcome."