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Joke of the Day
"My husband told me I had to choose between him and the cats. I miss him sometimes."
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"What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards? It keeps coming and coming and coming..."
"There are only 2 things Donald Trump fears: 1) The world discovers he's been lying about being a billionaire, and 2) a strong wind."
"Twitter is the government's elaborate plan to keep us all off the streets"
"There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)"
"Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !"
"A dog peed on my bike today. Of course I did not put up with that. I peed all over it immediately."
"I just heard ""on avarage, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you"" omg bless you all, I hope you're all okay, I'm so sorry"
"Do you like water? Yes? Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me."
"A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. The bartender says, ""we don't serve robots."" The robot replies, ""oh, but some day you will."""