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Joke of the Day

"Groupies How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb? None, they all know someone that does it for them."

"There's a difference between racism and fact... Niggers are stinky - fact"

"What is H1B for ""Come here often?"" ? Visit this establishment frequently ?"

"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."

"If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?"

"You inner anus is so big that when you skydive it acts as a parachute."

"A man took an airline to court because his luggage was stolen. Unfortunately, he lost his case."

"Why arent koalas actual bears? They dont meet the koalafications."

"I heard women love a man in uniform. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."

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