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Joke of the Day

"What key do you need to open a banana? A monkey"

"Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here."

"They said the kids that bullied me in school would be pumping my gas one day but 1 just got a modeling contract who do I talk to about this"

"The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff"

"The best part of Hey Jude is when The Beatles realise the lyrics are terrible and think 5 minutes of na-na-na will distract us, and it does."

"What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes."

"Draw me like one of your French Fries."

"A Clickbait walks into a bar... You won't believe what happened next!"

"""Can I help you find something?"" I'm looking for the perfect diamond for my wife that says ""sorry I cheated on you in your dream last nite"""

"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."