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Joke of the Day
"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote."
Next Joke
"I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited."
"Being a parent means often saying your child is shy rather than ""he sees how creepy u are, that's why he doesn't want to shake your hand""."
"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
"So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill Ba-dum-tiss"
"""I won't vaccinate my kids! It's not healthy and full of dangerous preservatives!!!"" *gives kid a pop tart for breakfast*"
"Women are like roaches Very hard to approach, but make a satisfying crunch when you smash them. Wait what"
"Just now on tube. Man in rush loses coat draped round shoulders in train doors. Woman retrieves it and calls out 'Batman, your cape.'"
"What do you call a pig that murders baseball players? Babe Ruthless"
"By 98 to 1, U.S. Senate passes amendment saying climate change is real, not a hoax."