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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that 92% of people masturbate. Do you know what the other 8% does instead? Yeah... me neither."

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit"

"UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner."

"How do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When the punchline becomes a parent."

"When does a Smurf pull his pants down? Once in a blue moon."

"Reduce stage fright with a little vodka before the show. Bring enough vodka for everyone, and you won't even have to perform."

"Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend."

"Who's the best detective in Mexico? Sherlock-Holmes"

"Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends."

"If Satan ever lost his hair... There would be hell toupee."