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Joke of the Day

"The CEO of AT&T just got married... The service was okay, but the reception was terrible."

"In a parallel universe, cartoons are watching us and thinking ""how sad, they die if you drop an anvil on their heads..."""

"The Detroit Lions have been given guns to subvert increasing violence in the area... ...local zookeepers fear the worst."

"An app that scans phone lines for fax machines and sends the word ""why""."

"What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? That depends on which one you had for starters"

"Whats the best thing about duct tape? It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM"

"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."

"Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen."

"Did you hear the one about the man who panicked when his friend started to drown? He didn't know water do..."

"If Bon Jovi had the 'power to turn back time', he'd go back to when he was relevant & not doing Direct TV Commercials."